A little sass, a little sarcasm, and a whole lot of retro charm. Our If You Can’t Kill Them with Kindness – Just Try Poison graphic tee brings vintage housewife vibes with a wickedly funny twist. Featuring a bold, single-color design of a 1950s-style woman stirring up “trouble” in the kitchen, this shirt is perfect for anyone with a sharp wit and a dark sense of humor.
Made with a premium tri-blend fabric, it’s soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for everyday wear — whether you’re baking cookies or serving up sarcasm.
4.2 oz.
100% combed and ring spun cotton; 30 singles
Ash is 99% combed ring spun cotton, 1% polyester
Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton/10% polyester
All other Heather/Blend colors are 52% combed ring spun cotton, 48% polyester
Shoulder taping; slim fit
Side seamed; fitted sleeves
Longer body length
Tear away label
Easy to remove label
High-density Air lume cotton makes this a dream to print on!
This product runs small, we recommend sizing up - call or chat with us for help determining sizing.
Product: Bella 6004 Ladies' The Favorite T-Shirt
Perfect For:
Sarcastic humor lovers
Retro & vintage fashion fans
Gag gifts & novelty tees
Girls’ night, bachelorette parties, or casual everyday wear
Yes! Most of our products are customizable. Just add your personalization during checkout or contact us for fully custom designs.
Production time is typically 2–4 business days depending on the product. We make every item to order, just for you.
Yes — message us before ordering and we’ll confirm if we can rush your item to meet your timeline.
Due to the custom nature of our items, we don’t accept returns unless there’s an error on our part. Please contact us within 7 days if there’s a problem.
We currently ship within the U.S. — but feel free to reach out if you need a special international order and we’ll do our best to help!
